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[livejournal.com profile] danachan asked for Pippin, possibly slashy, and while this isn't necessarily slashy, I'm still rating it a PG-13ish or so because it is quite rude and includes the sort of language which warrants a warning. Don't click if you're easily offended!




You would think that with the wild world all around and nothing but nothing as far as the eye can see a hobbit could get a bit of time alone, but you'd be wrong. Sound carries dreadful far out here, and Gandalf, he gets his knickers twisted if you visit a bush that's distant enough to muffle a proper fart, let alone other, less necessary noises.

'Course he's really old, so maybe he doesn't get boners anymore, and he's forgotten that some kinds of necessary are different than others. But I'll have to do something soon.

I'm starting to chafe.

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Date: 2005-10-12 03:28 am (UTC)

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Date: 2005-10-12 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auricle.livejournal.com
*snorts*

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Date: 2005-10-12 03:37 am (UTC)
dreamflower: gandalf at bag end (Default)
From: [personal profile] dreamflower
ROTFL! *chokes*wipes eyes* I haven't seen anything this crassly funny since "Mark of a Warrior?" (And the author of that one escapes me now...I'm getting old.)

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Date: 2005-10-12 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
It's Ariel. I loved rereading it at the MEFAs and discovering she'd found a way to include Gandalf at the end.

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Date: 2005-10-12 05:55 am (UTC)
dreamflower: gandalf at bag end (Default)
From: [personal profile] dreamflower
You know, I *thought* "Ariel", but wasn't 100% certain, and so played it safe. Just read yours again, as I'm up once more, and it is still snicker-inducing. *chortle* And I can just *hear* it in movie-Pip's voice, too!

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Date: 2005-10-12 03:51 am (UTC)

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Date: 2005-10-12 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danachan.livejournal.com
*just dies laughing*

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Date: 2005-10-12 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
I hope that came close enough to what you wanted!

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Date: 2005-10-13 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danachan.livejournal.com
It was absolutely delightful! Thank you.

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Date: 2005-10-12 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] earendil367.livejournal.com
excellant!

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Date: 2005-10-12 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubynye.livejournal.com
*bwahahahaha* Bwee!

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Date: 2005-10-12 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lame-pegasus.livejournal.com
Oy vey. *laughs*

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Date: 2005-10-12 07:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frodobaggins252.livejournal.com
**snickersnortsporfle**

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Date: 2005-10-12 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abby-normal.livejournal.com
I have no words. You've left me speechless. And snorting. Perfection in 100 words. You so rock!

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Date: 2005-10-12 12:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surgicalsteel.livejournal.com
*snicker*

Hee. Absolutely hilarious.

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Date: 2005-10-12 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fictualities.livejournal.com
*chortles* *loves*

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Date: 2005-10-12 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piratesmoon.livejournal.com
They're gonna kick me out of the library! *muffle*

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Date: 2005-10-12 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celandine-g.livejournal.com
LOL!!!! Thanks so much, this was great. Ah, life in the raw.

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Date: 2005-10-12 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archerlass.livejournal.com
Woot! That's our Pippin! :-)

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Date: 2005-10-12 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilybaggins.livejournal.com
So clever---am laughing hard!

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