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[rabidsamfan]

danachan asked for Pippin, possibly slashy, and while this isn't necessarily slashy, I'm still rating it a PG-13ish or so because it is quite rude and includes the sort of language which warrants a warning. Don't click if you're easily offended!




You would think that with the wild world all around and nothing but nothing as far as the eye can see a hobbit could get a bit of time alone, but you'd be wrong. Sound carries dreadful far out here, and Gandalf, he gets his knickers twisted if you visit a bush that's distant enough to muffle a proper fart, let alone other, less necessary noises.

'Course he's really old, so maybe he doesn't get boners anymore, and he's forgotten that some kinds of necessary are different than others. But I'll have to do something soon.

I'm starting to chafe.

Comments

[elendiari22.livejournal.com]

*howls*

[auricle.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

[dreamflower]

ROTFL! *chokes*wipes eyes* I haven't seen anything this crassly funny since "Mark of a Warrior?" (And the author of that one escapes me now...I'm getting old.)

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

It's Ariel. I loved rereading it at the MEFAs and discovering she'd found a way to include Gandalf at the end.

[dreamflower]

You know, I *thought* "Ariel", but wasn't 100% certain, and so played it safe. Just read yours again, as I'm up once more, and it is still snicker-inducing. *chortle* And I can just *hear* it in movie-Pip's voice, too!

[b-briarwood.livejournal.com]

*snorfle*

[danachan.livejournal.com]

*just dies laughing*

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

I hope that came close enough to what you wanted!

[danachan.livejournal.com]

It was absolutely delightful! Thank you.

[earendil367.livejournal.com]

excellant!

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

*bwahahahaha* Bwee!

[lame-pegasus.livejournal.com]

Oy vey. *laughs*

[frodobaggins252.livejournal.com]

**snickersnortsporfle**

[abby-normal.livejournal.com]

I have no words. You've left me speechless. And snorting. Perfection in 100 words. You so rock!

[surgicalsteel.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

Hee. Absolutely hilarious.

[fictualities.livejournal.com]

*chortles* *loves*

[piratesmoon.livejournal.com]

They're gonna kick me out of the library! *muffle*

[celandine-g.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!! Thanks so much, this was great. Ah, life in the raw.

[archerlass.livejournal.com]

Woot! That's our Pippin! :-)

[lilybaggins.livejournal.com]

So clever---am laughing hard!