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There's a new challenge at [livejournal.com profile] hobbit_ficathon and for once I was inspired right away...




The Game

“I’m thinking of a game,” Pippin announced, as they plodded through the misty wilderness for the fourth day, and Frodo bent his head and grinned where the Men couldn’t see.

“What sort of game?” Sam asked dutifully, adjusting the straps of his pack.

“Well, it’s a game of red, but not purple,” Pippin declared.

“Hmm.” Merry turned his head and fell back a little. “Is it a game of rising but not falling?”

“No,” Pippin shook his head. “’Fraid not. It’s a game of hot but not steaming, though.”

“I could use some heat!” Frodo said. “Is it a game of tea but not chocolate?”

Pippin laughed. “No, it’s not that easy. Guess again.”

“What kind of game would be about chocolate?” Boromir asked from the back of the line of walkers.

“A hobbit’s game,” Gandalf said gruffly. “Is it a game of warm but not cold, Peregrin?”

“It’s a game of warm and a game of cold,” Pippin answered, “but not a game of weather.”

“It’s a game of bird, but not feather,” Sam said slowly.

Pippin nodded. “That’s right, Sam. Give us another one.”

“A game of fly but not flea?” Sam said, and Pippin clapped.

“I think you’ve got it! Well done.”

“Fly but not flea,” Gandalf repeated into his beard thoughtfully. “Flea like the insect or flee as in running away?”

“It doesn’t matter,” Sam and Pippin nearly chorused.

Boromir leaned over to Aragorn, “Do you have any idea what they’re talking about?”

“I think I’m beginning to,” Aragorn replied. “Is it a game of bed but not blanket?” Both hobbits nodded. “Like but not different?” he tried again, and Pippin laughed as he shook his head, “No!” he practically chortled.

“It’s a game of Sam but not Frodo,” Merry said, with the air of someone who has been enlightened. “A game for Elf and Dwarf, but not for Hobbits!”

“Leave us out of it,” Gimli growled. “I’m not wasting breath on this foolishness and Legolas is too far ahead to hear.”

“I’m not,” Legolas voice drifted back from the clump of trees ahead. “But I do not think it is a game for Elves.”

“Nor is it,” Frodo agreed. “Not if you’re sp…” Pippin and Sam and Merry all hushed him hastily and he took it in good heart.

“If you’re going to play you’ve got to play right,” Pippin reminded him. “Merry, you’re in already. Come on, Frodo.”

Frodo made a little bow, to concede the point. “A game of nuts, but not acorns,” he said. “A game of rolls but not bread, and a game of words but not spelling.”

“Oooh! That one’s beautiful!” Merry crowed, as Pippin and Sam shook Frodo’s hand in turn. “I’ll have to remember that!”

“Ah,” Aragorn’s frown cleared. “A game of sword but not knife, a game of still but not frozen, and a game of less but not meager.”

All the hobbits stopped in their tracks to give him a round of applause. “Well done!” Frodo said. “I’d never thought you’d get it that fast!”

Aragorn made a far more elaborate bow, as if to prove he could. “Bilbo once tried to teach me, but as I only knew how to read Elvish then I didn’t quite catch on.”

“Is it a game of reading, then?” Boromir asked. “But not writing?”

“It’s a game you can neither read nor write,” Frodo answered him, “But it is a game for a pen.”

“You’ll mix him up,” Pippin said, and went to face the Man. “Try it this way. It’s a game of pens, but not writing. It’s a game of light, but not candles.”

“It’s a game of firsts, but not seconds,” Sam added.

“It’s a game of one… oh, bother, no it isn’t,” Merry bit his lip. “It’s a game of won and a game of lost, but not a game of gambling.”

“It’s a game of two but not one,” Pippin said. “No, we already used “two” didn’t we? It’s a game of few but not many.”

“It’s a game of risk, but not chance,” Gandalf said. “A game of rip but not tear.”

“Now you’ve got it,” Pippin said. He looked up at Boromir. “Come on, we’ve given you lots of clues. Have you figured it out yet?”

Author’s note… Well, have you?


ETA:
The key to this is here if you're stumped.




Timeline (fiction only, most recent version, includes AU) first previous next last

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Date: 2004-09-18 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angharad001.livejournal.com
Have I got a dirty mind? Yes, but I can't help it . . . sorry :(

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Date: 2004-09-18 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
Well, yes, the first few clues could be read entirely differently I suppose. *grins and blushes*

Thanks! (I added a link to the answer, btw.)

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Date: 2004-09-18 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serai1.livejournal.com
You've quite stumped me, I'm afraid.

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Date: 2004-09-18 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
I stumped several people. There's a link added now which goes to an explanation.

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Date: 2004-09-18 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] periantari.livejournal.com
hehe i love it! but i don't know the answer =) very humorous story though... it's very cute :)

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Date: 2004-09-18 06:07 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
A game of sun but not rain. A game of stars but not moon. A game of rhythm but not music. A game of ham but not beef, milk but not beer, corn but not broccoli, and tarts but not cake.

A game of the Web but not the Internet.

Thanks for the clever story.

eiluj

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Date: 2004-09-18 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ansostuff.livejournal.com
Nope, never came across a game like this before. Would you enlighten us?

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Date: 2004-09-18 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
I added a link at the end of the story. (Although I'm beginning to think I should have let you all stew till tomorrow!) *evil grin*

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Date: 2004-09-18 10:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maripo5a.livejournal.com
I like the story, but I am at sea, I admit, sigh. :-)

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Date: 2004-09-18 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
"Sailing Sailing over the bounding main!"

(I've added a link to the answer at the end of the story now...)

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Date: 2004-09-18 10:45 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shirebound
I read this three times, and still can't figure it out! (I'd like to blame the fact that it's 3:45 a.m., but I probably can't use that as an excuse.) Enlighten us!

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Date: 2004-09-18 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
Link. End of story. Explanation.

Three times? That's pretty good for quarter of four in the morning! I can barely read my name at that hour.

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Date: 2004-09-18 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azur-infinie.livejournal.com
I *love* the story! But I can't figure it out either :-/

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Date: 2004-09-18 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
I'm glad you liked it. I had fun imagining the hobbits tormenting poor Boromir. There's an explanatory link now, at the end of the story, if you like.

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Date: 2004-09-18 12:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lame-pegasus.livejournal.com
Funny and interesting, but ...???

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Date: 2004-11-29 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
You know, since Marigold actually recommended this I have come back and looked at the comments and I've realized that you're just about the only person I forgot to tell that I added a link at the end of the story with the answer...

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Date: 2004-09-18 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qinfinity.livejournal.com
This is quite entertaining and I think I understand. Is it a game of one but not the other? I like the idea behind this little fic. :)

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Date: 2004-09-18 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
Not quite, not quite, although you are thinking. It isn't a game of one. It's a game of this and a game of that, but not a game of the other.

(At least, not in this instance!)

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Date: 2004-09-18 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tialys.livejournal.com
That's such a neat idea! I finally caught on to this one as it's a lot like the game Queen Ann.

Again, very cool story ^_^

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Date: 2004-09-18 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
How do you play "Queen Ann?" I've never heard of it. (And I love games!)

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Date: 2004-09-18 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] permilea.livejournal.com
A game of fog but not of cloud, of wish but not of dream, of try but not of attempt, of elf, dwarf and man, but not of hobbit or wizard (or pony)!

This is clever (if I have it right, that is.) Wish my parents had known of it on long car trips--better than totting up state license plates any day.

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Date: 2004-09-18 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
There are some wonderful games for long car trips. Do you know Hinky Pinky?

Thanks! (And yes, you've got it.)

I have to ask...

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Re: I have to ask...

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Date: 2004-09-18 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubynye.livejournal.com
I've never been good at games like these. I adore the story, though.

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Date: 2004-09-18 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
*grin* I grew up in a family that played word games fairly often. Especially on long car trips and vacations. Although I didn't learn this one at home. There's a link I've added to the end of the story if you want to see how it works.

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Date: 2004-09-18 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trilliah.livejournal.com
A game of pen but not pencil, a game of drink but not water, a game of art but not drawing, a game of bag but not purse...

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Date: 2004-09-18 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trilliah.livejournal.com
*whispers*: did I get it?

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Date: 2004-09-18 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melilot-hill.livejournal.com
I loved this story, and you got me thinking for a while. It reminded me a lot of a Dutch nursery rhyme, but wasn't quite the same, so eventually I had to use the link to your explanation :(

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Date: 2004-09-18 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
A Dutch nursery rhyme? How does it go?

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Date: 2004-09-18 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lame-pegasus.livejournal.com
A game of light but not fire, a game of night but not darkness, a game of lust but not love.... my, that's great! What a wonderful way to play with words!

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Date: 2004-09-18 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
Yup. And each time you start the game you can find a new way to play it too.

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Date: 2004-09-18 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jane-somebody.livejournal.com
Is it a game of up but not over, pass but not through, slip but not slide, fall but not founder?

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Date: 2004-09-18 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
Yes! Well done! It's nice to know that I got enough clues in that some people could figure it out.

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Date: 2004-09-19 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntiemeesh.livejournal.com
Very clever game, and just the sort of thing hobbits would play. Just the sort of thing that I'm terrible at, lol. I had to cheat and check out your key to figure it out. Even with the first hint, I still didn't get it. It's a fun game though, once you understand how to play. :)

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Date: 2004-09-19 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
A good game for a long car ride, or a long walk, I'd guess. Lots of possible variations!

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Date: 2004-09-19 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elycia.livejournal.com
“I’m not,” Legolas voice drifted back from the clump of trees ahead.

Hee! I love it when the elves' superior hearing or vision catches everybody else by surprise. You'd better be FAR away before whispering secrets around this fella...

I finally had to look at the cheat, to my eternal shame. I'd first thought maybe it was words that didn't have an "e", or words that were only one syllable, or adjectives vs. adverbs... I'd probably flunk an IQ test these days. :-)

This was great fun! Thanks for sharing.

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Date: 2004-09-19 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
Those are all good notions though. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Great Game

Date: 2004-11-29 03:04 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I love this game! I'm going to have to teach my family, though I'm not sure any of us have the patience...Maybe if we keep it simple to start...
Congrats on figuring it out from the teenagers on your own! I was lost until I looked at the cheat (which I'm very glad you posted!).
Eruviluieth

Re: Great Game

Date: 2004-11-29 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
Keep it very simple to start and then make it more complex as you get going. It's a good travel game, and you can make it simple enough for even small people if you use sounds instead of letters for your rules.

I'm glad you liked it!

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Date: 2004-11-29 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perepip.livejournal.com
It's...it's a game of watch but not search. It's a game of black but not white. It's a game of hop but not leap. It's a game of rats but not mice. Um...Oh, I can't think of any more. *laughs* Have I got it?

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Date: 2005-03-28 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
Yes! (although it's taken me forever to get back to you...)

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Date: 2009-01-14 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nancylea57.livejournal.com
used the cheat but loved the game.

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Date: 2009-02-09 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlitxmelody.livejournal.com
Oh god...wracks her brain and stays away from that oh-so-tempting link...

I have two conclusions after wracking my brain. The first is that it's a game for words of only one syllable. My second is that it has something to do with finding all words with only one voul, since after 20 minutes contemplating, I've realized that they all only have one. Or maybe it's a game of both. One syllable and one voul. Hmmm.

Aahh well. I'll read on and see if I can't figure it out. Great job though! I love this!

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Date: 2009-02-09 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
Words with one vowel will always be words of one syllable, I'm pretty sure. And yes, you have it right. Well done!

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