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[rabidsamfan]

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Severus Snape is turned into an ice cream cone by Voldemort with help from the Nose-Biting Teacup Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

Okay, I cheated a little... my first spoiler said that a man with an orange on his head was going to found a fiendish religion in the Forbidden Forest... And one of them said that Ron gets pregnant by Harry with a cackle... Or that Hermione kills Hermione with Mooncalf Dung...

But this one I liked.

gacked from surgicalsteel among others.