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[rabidsamfan]

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

I think I'll go have a nice quiet lie down...

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[claudia603.livejournal.com]

Well that's pretty horrifying. And not a mention of hobbits at alL!

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

Well, they mention Bilbo in the bonus question. Can you believe that the link to that was at the top of my gmail? Proof that computer search engines don't pay attention to anything important!

[shirebound]

No no no no no no.

You go lie down, and I'll go throw myself in front of the Urikuhi and see if they'll finish me off nice and quick.

[gayalondiel.livejournal.com]

That'll be the Urikuhi on the Plenor Feilds, would it? Think I might join you...

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

Threesies!

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

I've decided that the Urukuhi are large fifteen year olds with bad attitudes.

Might be painful...

[cara-chapel.livejournal.com]

1. In which movie(1, 2, or 3) did the battle on Plenor Fields take place?

A. Movie 1, Fellowship of the Rings
B. Movie 2, The two towers
C. Movie 3, The Return of the King

MY ANSWER: D. In the well-known porno flick, "Lord of the Cock Rings."

2. What was Gollum's second name?

A. Jesus
B. Smeagul
C. Billy-Jane

MY ANSWER: D. BILLY JANE IS NOT MY LOVAH, SHE'S JUST A SOUTHAN GAL THAT SEZ THAT I AM THE ONE....

3. In which movie did Gandalf have to fight the Balrong?

A. Movie 1, Fellowship of the Ring
B. Movie 2, Two towers
C. Movie 3, The Return of the King

MY ANSWER. D. TRICK QUESTION! In Movie 1, Fellowship of the Ring, Gandalf actually fought a BalRIGHT.

4. Which Elvish settlement did the fellowship set out from in the first movie?

A. Rivendell
B. Lothlorian
C. Mirkwood
D. Moria

MY ANSWER: Trick question! E. None of the above. The Archie comics are actually set in RIVERDALE.

5. Who did the three heros, Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli run into when they traveled across Rohan in the second movie?

A. The Rohirrum
B. Sauron
C. A band of stray orcs
D. Urikuhi

MY ANSWER: E. Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

6. Which Elvish settlement did the fellowship go to after coming out of the mines of Moria?

A. Rivendell
B. Lothlorian
C. Mirkwood
D. Plenor Feilds

MY ANSWER: E. The Keebler Elves' Hollow Tree.

7. What type of army did Aragorn summon to aid in the battle for Gondor?

A. Rohan's mounted army
B. The Witch-King's army
C. Rivendell's army
D. Lothlorian's army

MY ANSWER: B. The Witch-King's Army, which was so incompetent they actually aided the Gondoreans in their own defeat.

8. What was Aragorn's horse's name?

A. Bell
B. Lightning
C. Stormy
D. Brego

MY ANSWER: E. HASUFEL, GODDAMMIT.

9. What dragged Aragorn over the cliff in the Second Movie?

A. An orc
B. A horse
C. A warg
D. A giant, man-eating spider

MY ANSWER: E. Peter Jackson

10. Which of these beings are part of Mordor's army?

A. Black Riders
B. Orcs
C. Urikuhi
D. All of the above

MY ANSWER: E. The person who wrote this quiz.
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11 11
Bonus* If you have read the Lord of the Rings books, what was the dragon's name that Bilbo had to fight against?

*
Smaug
*
Smear
*
Falcor
*
None of the Above

[cara-chapel.livejournal.com]

I forgot question 11. There should be an even number, dammit! OK, so my answer for that is Puff the Magic Dragon.

QED.

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

*snorgle*

[periantari.livejournal.com]

LOL! :D awesome answers... lol!

[belleferret.livejournal.com]

LOL well done! You win a gold star!

[auntiemeesh.livejournal.com]

Wow, I don't remember the battle of the Plenor Feilds at all. That must be where the Urikuhi were introduced, lol.

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

I think the spellcheck died...

[periantari.livejournal.com]

was that guy for real? Did he MEAN to misspell everything? :/

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

Hopefully. I've been nursing a tiny charitable hope that the author doesn't use English as a native language.

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Okay, now I want a Balrong.

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

For some reason I keep seeing a large flaming demon wrapped in a Bali-style sarong... with a little flower in it's hair.

[serai1.livejournal.com]

I was picturing an ornate black and gold glass bong, myself.

[lame-pegasus.livejournal.com]

Urikuhi????

Geez, I'm ded.

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

I'm almost getting fond of that particular misspelling. It has a certain... almost pronouncability about it.

[belleferret.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's quite impressive that the author managed a misspelling in nearly every question! That takes a fairly high level of functional stupidity!

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

Or dyslexia!

*still searching for my eyebleach*

[sayhello.livejournal.com]

Or never having read the books & spelling it phonetically from the movies...

Hewene

[dreamflower]

OMG! I'd say that has to be a spoof, except, well, sadly it doesn't. *sigh* *joins you in the lie down*

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

I hadn't considered the possibility of a spoof. I kind of hope it is!

Gmail offered this wretched thing to me as a link, right at the top of the page, so the blame can be spread around.

[thastygliax.livejournal.com]

*Gollum feeds quiz writer to the Balrong while screaming "Rong! Rong! Rong! We hates it, we hates it forever!"*

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[mariole.livejournal.com]

*votes Urikuhi for all answers*

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

Even the dragon?

[mariole.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid so. I'm not so much voting as twitching. Also, "Urikuhi" sounds very like someone hockering up into a spittoon, which seems appropriate for this quiz.

[cara-chapel.livejournal.com]

That's EXACTLY what I thought it sounded like. GMTA!

[surgicalsteel.livejournal.com]

There's just so much that's just plain wrong about that quiz.

[danachan.livejournal.com]

I wonder if Dead By LOL is a good enough reason to call out from work. (I read cara_chapel's comment. Twas funny. Not brave enough to click on the actual link, though.)

[sayhello.livejournal.com]

It's really tempting to click "flag as offensive"

Hewene