Form Letter
Jul. 28th, 2011 08:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rabidsamfanDear [__1__],
I regret to inform you that Mr. Sherlock Holmes is unable to accept your case concerning the [___2___] which [____3______] because [____4____]. He suggests that you consult [______5____] for advice on the matter.
Sincerely yours,
John Watson
1: Sir / Madam / Other Nincompoop
2: Lost Jewels / Lost Father's Will / Lost Cat / Other Mundane Murder
3: You Misplaced / Your Lawyer Misplaced / Ran Off / Other The Butler Did
4: He is Busy / He is Out of the Country / He's Taken Up Beekeeping / Other You are Boring
5: Scotland Yard / A Psychic / A Psychiatrist / Other Your Navel
What? The prompt was "enclosed spaces"!
*takes LJ by hands and dances* I missed you all!
I regret to inform you that Mr. Sherlock Holmes is unable to accept your case concerning the [___2___] which [____3______] because [____4____]. He suggests that you consult [______5____] for advice on the matter.
Sincerely yours,
John Watson
1: Sir / Madam / Other Nincompoop
2: Lost Jewels / Lost Father's Will / Lost Cat / Other Mundane Murder
3: You Misplaced / Your Lawyer Misplaced / Ran Off / Other The Butler Did
4: He is Busy / He is Out of the Country / He's Taken Up Beekeeping / Other You are Boring
5: Scotland Yard / A Psychic / A Psychiatrist / Other Your Navel
What? The prompt was "enclosed spaces"!
*takes LJ by hands and dances* I missed you all!
