This is Just to Say
Jul. 6th, 2011 08:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rabidsamfanWith apologies to William Carlos Williams
This is to just to say
That I have binned the toes
Which you had in the refrigerator*
and which you were probably saving for something
even if they put me off my breakfast.**
Don't bother thanking me.
They were disgusting.
So round.
And purple.
And oozy.
*Which is to say that I have turned them over to Molly for proper and respectful disposal at the morgue, not wanting a repeat of last month's eyeball incident. ***
**And no, I will not be purchasing plums at any time in the near future.****
***Even if they were cow's eyeballs.
****Or prunes.
For the July 6 writing prompt at Watson's Woes. This is about as cracky as I could think of!
This is to just to say
That I have binned the toes
Which you had in the refrigerator*
and which you were probably saving for something
even if they put me off my breakfast.**
Don't bother thanking me.
They were disgusting.
So round.
And purple.
And oozy.
*Which is to say that I have turned them over to Molly for proper and respectful disposal at the morgue, not wanting a repeat of last month's eyeball incident. ***
**And no, I will not be purchasing plums at any time in the near future.****
***Even if they were cow's eyeballs.
****Or prunes.
For the July 6 writing prompt at Watson's Woes. This is about as cracky as I could think of!
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Date: 2011-07-07 12:10 am (UTC)All I can say is you've just given crack an entirely new dimension! :P
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Date: 2011-07-07 12:24 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-07-07 12:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-07-07 01:27 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-07-07 01:44 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-07-07 04:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-07-07 05:30 am (UTC)So round.
And purple.
And oozy.
*shudders*
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Date: 2011-07-07 01:37 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-07-08 09:43 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-07-20 01:44 pm (UTC)Brava :-)
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Date: 2011-07-20 01:45 pm (UTC)