It's Tuesday.

I don't have to be at work until noon.

*alters alarm clock*

*topples*

It's Tuesday.

I don't have to be at work until noon.

*alters alarm clock*

*topples*

The references...

( 1. Etaoin shrdlu )

( 2. Mud, mud, glorious mud )

( 3. Klaatu Barada Nikto! )

( 4. Poisoning pigeons in the park )

( 5. Once there was a shaggy dog, and one day he entered into the block shaggy dog contest... )

( 6. Beans in your ears! )

( 7. I'm not making this up, you know! )

( 8. I went to sleep with gum in my mouth, and now there's gum in my hair... )

( 9. Some are boojums. )

( 10. My object all sublime, I shall achieve in time... )

If there's a demand, I'll try to find links. When I recover from the hordes of children that were at the library today anyway...

ETA:
11: Five is right out! And oh, yes... Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

The references...

( 1. Etaoin shrdlu )

( 2. Mud, mud, glorious mud )

( 3. Klaatu Barada Nikto! )

( 4. Poisoning pigeons in the park )

( 5. Once there was a shaggy dog, and one day he entered into the block shaggy dog contest... )

( 6. Beans in your ears! )

( 7. I'm not making this up, you know! )

( 8. I went to sleep with gum in my mouth, and now there's gum in my hair... )

( 9. Some are boojums. )

( 10. My object all sublime, I shall achieve in time... )

If there's a demand, I'll try to find links. When I recover from the hordes of children that were at the library today anyway...

ETA:
11: Five is right out! And oh, yes... Monty Python and the Holy Grail!