Hey, what are all those pyramids doing there?

[rabidsamfan]

Do you ever find yourself avoiding reality? Ignoring work piled high on your desk in favor of desperately scanning your flist for distractions? Reading the funnies and using the rest of the newspaper to wrap fish?

Well... I'd wrap fish if I had any fish.

I've only got three days to get my desk in order and I'm sitting here at work, not doing it.

Spam me.

Please.

plllleeeeaaaassseee?

Because it's not just a river in Egypt.

Comments

[mariole.livejournal.com]

Spam is not a river in Egypt?

Okay, here's your assignment.
1. Face your computer.
2. Turn towards your left. There is some mess or work item there.
3. Pick it up. You can do it. Pick it up!!!
4. Now, set it down and scan your flist again.

Whew, that was tough! Good luck to you. I've had those days... a lot.

[shirebound]

Drabble ideas for you...

How *did* Sam choose the Orc-gear for himself and Frodo at the Tower of Cirith Ungol? How far did he have to go to find it? What was it like to strip the Orcs of their foul clothing, afraid, thirsty, hurried and weary?

What were Sam's thoughts upon awakening at Cormallen on the *second* day (April 9)? Did he really believe it was all over? What did he and Frodo do that day, and how were they feeling?

[belleferret.livejournal.com]

Join the PA, Procrastinator's Anonymous.

If you join today, you get to attend one meeting free.

If you join tomorrow, you get to attend 2 free meetings!

If you wait long enough, you can get a lifetime membership for free!

[elasg.livejournal.com]

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[claudia603.livejournal.com]

SAMSAMSAMSAM!!

sick!Sam, injured!Sam, kidnapped!Sam...:-)

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

My roommate rigged my computer to show images from my files for a screensaver. Recently, it gave me a very organized-seeming Sam and Frodo Show, from G-rated pics of Wee Sam to the Naughty Fanart to illustrations of the books to Frodo sailing away. I almost wished I could record the whole thing and set it to music as a songvid. Then I could do things like send it to friends who need spamination.

[cara-chapel.livejournal.com]

I would spam you, but I'm too busy trying to decide what to do to with Frodo and Sam next.... ;-)

It's Samsday! ;)

[periantari.livejournal.com]

I so feel the same way--scanning flist for distractions is definitely what i'm doing...(but shouldn't be...) :p

Spam? or Sam? ;)

h/c Sam, strong resilent Sam, loyal Sam... ♥

There's a new fic that's up that has h/c Sam but i think you've read it already...

and then there's the new Cormallen drabble by lbilover:
http://lbilover.livejournal.com/79503.html

:)

[surgicalsteel.livejournal.com]

I've got some tastefully naughty fic I'm working on...

[gentlehobbit.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, don't remind me of reality, OK? I have as much reality as I possibly can handle (and probably more). I'd rather live in a state of denial when I can. :)

Is that spam enough? Probably not, right? :)

[dreamflower]

Well, Cleopatra, you've already seen the lovely little Sam h/c I found. And I'm working on a fic with Sam and Marigold for Challenge 29, but it's not ready for consumption yet...hmmm...

This is an oldie, so you might have seen it already--

http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=3593&cid=14941