For the next few hours people will be able to hear your guts mewling like a bunch of tiger cubs from five feet away, but it must be admitted, they'll work just fine for a day or two.

*snorts*

I guess I should take very much care of my digestion to avoid this. And now I'll have to convince my doctor that the pain in my right ear is no joke, and that he'd better finally come over with the antibiotics...*sigh*